Oh my god.
Patrick actually asked me out and just.....................
He just randomly called me and went, "Uh Evan I've wanted to ask you something for a little while and Sadie's saying I'm going to lose my chance if I don't do it soon so I'm gonna try now.......wannagooutwithmeplease?"
and i like.....started squealing like a chick and i was like "OHMIGODyesyesyesyesyessssssssss"
and then i called kain and told him and he was all happy for me and omggggggggggggggwheeeeeeeeeeeillovelife
he is so cute. He has this adorable hair that's blonde and kinda wavy but not really and it's long and he's like...skinny and bony but he still has hips (<3333333333333) and just like............
EVAN IS A LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
but idc because ;adkfja;sdkjfpatricklikesme
Oh, iris is still little miss superbitch, by the way. She forgave me but it's not the same. I think she just wants me to spy on Kain for her...I'm not telling her anything though.
And she has a new boyfriend. His name is Mike, I don't like him he's a creep. And he makes fun of me and calls me gaywad and stuff and only Kain and non-bitch Iris can call me that...because I know they love me and they're joking.
Why did she hide Kain's awesomeness from me for so long? >| bitch